I decided to become a real estate agent because I'm good at finding all the "dwellings" on the details.

Why did the homeowner bring a ladder to the open house? They heard the property had high ceilings and they didn't want to jump to conclusions.

I decided to invest in a haunted house, now I just need to make sure I'm not being ghosted by the broker!

Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house?
Because he heard the property had high ceilings and he wanted to "rise" to the occasion!

I told my real estate agent I wanted a house with a view, but all she kept showing me were "window" opportunities.

Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house? To show off the high ceilings and boost the property's "stair-appeal"!

I'm really good at selling houses because I'm "door-bell" of the ball when it comes to real estate!

Why did the house go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to deal with on its own!

Why did the scarecrow go into real estate? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house?

Because the property had high potential!